Open letter to a barista

Dear blissed-out, beardy hipster working the counter at my local coffee shop:

You know that incessant patter you spring on every customer in your annoying, sing-song voice? It’s not engaging. It’s not cute. It doesn’t even rise to the level of quirky.

It’s more like a weird, pansexual come-on.

Please get that fixed.



P.S.: You have a fantaaaastic, amaaaazing day, too!!!!!!


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